When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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