i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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