My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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