Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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