Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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