handjob tips. give me some.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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