I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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