Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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