Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Randomize
