What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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