R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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