i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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