I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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