I think i sorta joined a cult last night
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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