i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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