Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just gargled with NyQuil
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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