I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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