Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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