White coat. Heels.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
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