You just made me feel so damn special
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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