Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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