i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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