did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
This is my gift to your gina
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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