Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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