no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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