what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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