these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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