Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
3pm strippers are depressing
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
