We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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