i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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