sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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