she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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