Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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