Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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