i just had sex bonerless
He kissed a someone with a penis
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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