last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
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eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
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Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
The feeling are messing with the penis
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I have already put on my inside pants.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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