NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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