just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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