What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
