You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I believe in your delicious
We need to feng shui this bitch.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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