I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Randomize
