That's intense
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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