I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
This is my gift to your gina
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Randomize
