I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm having to shit out rocks
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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