I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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