So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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