You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
When did we convert life to cartoon?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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