Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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