I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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