batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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