shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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