he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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