Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Little spoons don't ask big questions
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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