How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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