At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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