i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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